The Legend of the Snow Penis. (Picture 18+)

By Chad March 4th, 2009, under All, Awesome, Funny, Perverted, WTF

Some say that during cold winter days the Geek Tap crew study dick and how to perfect it. You might say, they know dick about dick. But, after long hours of research they began to craft and sculpt a penis of massive proportions. You can hear the scraping as they shovel more snow into the dick snow bucket, you can smell the dick sweat in the air, and you can even almost see the ball chizzling taking place. They work for hours until a white, hard, solid, and erect snow penis stands firm.

I am about to let you witness one of the largest man made falis’ to ever stand erect. I have to warn you, this is not for the weak of heart or easily offended. We cannot be held responsible for any psychological damage that may occur.

Onward we shale go!

Take a look in amazement and horror…

All complaints must be sent to (As if we care about your complaints you fuzzy little man peach.):

Aperture Science
P.O. Box 6452
Kill Yourself Rd.
CA, 90817

But that’s not all, visit us soon to see an all new Geek Tap trailer…

…You won’t want to miss it.

Jonathan Coulton – First of May (Video 18+)

By Chad February 17th, 2009, under All, Awesome, Funny, Perverted, WTF

This is one of the best songs from Jonathan Coulton and possibly one of the best songs EVER! It’s funny as hell, perverted, and by JoCo, could it get any better?

He waited to the caffiene spider was exhausted……..

By Tim February 6th, 2009, under Awesome, Funny, WTF

………….then came up behind him and busted a cap in his ass.

Old Gregg (Video)

By Chad February 4th, 2009, under All, Funny

LMAO, I saw this a while back and posted it back in the day before the database had a heart attack. Watch it and you’ll get a kick or two out of it.

!HOT! Pancake Commercial (Video)

By Chad February 4th, 2009, under All, Awesome

Holy crap and I thought pancakes couldn’t get any better… THEY DEFINITELY DID!

Invisible Rope (Video)

By Chad February 2nd, 2009, under All, Awesome, Funny


 

Amazing, people actually think something is there…

Indulging in Your Freakish Maturbation…… What it can do to you! (Video)

By Tim January 30th, 2009, under All, WTF

Chad and I came across this today and thought we should share it with you as a public service announcement.

I hoped you learned something kids….. masturbation can be fun but like any other thing that makes you feel good in the world, its a drug and if abused can have Serious Consequences. This is Tim from the upcoming series Race Hunter. Thank you and good night. *cue credits*

Did… he just say niggas? (Video)

By Chad January 28th, 2009, under All, Awesome, Funny, WTF

I”ve heard a few words here and there from spelling bees but, I have definitely never heard that word. I would of just flat out spelled niggas withought even givving it a second thought.

This video is truly EPIC!

Japanese potty training video… WTF!? (Video)

By Chad January 28th, 2009, under All, Awesome, Funny, WTF

I love Japanese culture but, this just leaves me saying… WTF!? It’s funny but, it makes me confused as well.

Give it a watch, you’ll see what I mean.

Also, please comment on this one, it’s too great to pass up!

“Sex chip” being developed by scientists… (Text)

By Chad December 24th, 2008, under All, Awesome, News, Technology, WTF

Scientists are developing an electronic “sex chip” that can be implanted into the brain to stimulate pleasure.

The chip works by sending tiny shocks from implanted electrodes in the brain.

The technology has been used in the United States to treat Parkinson’s disease.

But in recent months scientists have been focusing on the area of the brain just behind the eyes known as the orbitofrontal cortex – this is associated with feelings of pleasure derived from eating and sex.

A research survey conducted by Morten Kringelbach, senior fellow at Oxford University’s department of psychiatry, found the orbitofrontal cortex could be a “new stimulation target” to help people suffering from anhedonia, an inability to experience pleasure from such activities. His findings are reported in the Nature Reviews Neuroscience journal.

Neurosurgery professor Tipu Aziz, said: “There is evidence that this chip will work. A few years ago a scientist implanted such a device into the brain of a woman with a low sex drive and turned her into a very sexually active woman. She didn’t like the sudden change, so the wiring in her head was removed.”

He added however that the current technology, which requires surgery to connect a wire from a heart pacemaker into the brain, can cause bleeding and is “intrusive and crude”.

He continued: “When the technology is improved, we can use deep brain stimulation in many new areas. It will be more subtle, with more control over the power so you may be able to turn the chip on and off when needed.

“In 10 years’ time the range of therapies available will be amazing – we don’t know half the possibilities yet.”

An electronic machine, named the Orgasmatron, taken from the 1973 Woody Allen film Sleeper, is already under development by a North Carolina doctor, who is modifying a spinal cord stimulator to produce pleasure in women.

Wow, I’m almost speechless… All I can say is that I hope this makes it easier to “satisfy” women in that certain area during sex.

Original link…

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/sciencenews/3886862/Sex-chip-being-developed-by-scientists.html